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Asleep on the Job by THAT1ANDONLY Asleep on the Job by THAT1ANDONLY
Finally!! I'm done. Not because the pic was hard and it took long, I mean look at it, It's not hard AT ALL! Drawing time was probably 6-8 hours. But stretched through out 3 and a half weeks.
I've been busy. A lot of stuff going on.

STORY BEHIND PICTURE:
This pic is based off a true story, sort of. I'm going to "TRY" to keep the story short and understandable.

()= Definition
[]= What it means

I had Staff Duty [Looking over HQ for a full 24 hours straight behind a desk] and it was boring, as usual. No big deal, I've done these duties many times before. Doesn't make it easier. 0300 hours and I was starting to get tired, coffee and energy drinks weren't working. I started doing the zombie walk around. "Why did I stay up so late last night? :(" Everybody was gone except for me, my NCOIC(Non-Commission Officer In Charge)[My boss for the night"Staff Sergeant"] and one other Runner(Private/Specialist to run errands and do dirty work)[take orders from NCOIC]. NCOIC went to the latrine, other runner was watching the desk and I was 'zombie' walking the premise.
I saw the Battalion Commander left his office door open. The lights were out and I walked in just to check it out. It was so warm in there, he had comfortable leather office chairs. I couldn't help myself X) I sat down in one just to rest my feet, then my arms on the desk, then my head, then my eyes and... aw shit, I was out!
I woke up to the light turning on. First thought was, "Aw crap, sergeant found me, gonna yell 'Wake your ass up! Get the hell out of the Commander's office!'" I wish...

...It was the Commander... and his wife... Lieutenant Colonel [How big is a Lieutenant Colonel? If Shinning Armour is a Captain then he is Shinning Armour's boss's boss. Lieutenant Colonel is just 2 ranks from being a General "I'm sure all you COD and BF guys already know that."]
My thought seeing his face... "aw shit..." I jumped to my feet.
His wife had this smile on her face like "HaHa, your in big trouble =p". He asked me "You comfortable? Wanna sit in my chair? It's really comfortable. Go ahead, take a nap"
"No thank you, sir"
"You sure? It's cozy."
"No thank, I'm good, sir" *shuffle to the door. shuffle to the door! almost there.*
"Okay, if you insist"
*phew, clear* Just before I left.
"Go ahead and call your NCOIC over here."
*damn*... Walk of shame to sergeant, who had no idea where I was. Told him "Commander wants to see you, sergeant.":ashamed:
NCOIC:-X "What. Did. You. Do":-X

So,
Commander told Command Sergeant Major(Highest rank of the Enlisted field), I got yelled at by my whole chain of command.
After my Staff Duty shift that day, I had 4 hours to rest and get ready for my second shift of 24 hour Staff Duty... Then again and again... SO MUCH FUN!!! :dummy: I love Staff Duty 20 hours on, 4 hours off, for 4 days straight. YAY!:dummy:

I guess that wasn't short at all =p Oh well, I did my best.

Enjoy the product of my misfortunes.
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NCbrony Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
The weird part is is that I understand every term in this story. and I'm if that happened to me, I would beg for a swift death because that sounded better
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Not the best time of my military career.
To this day people still bring it up :XD:
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loveprincess12 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
good night i hope you drool when u woke up! Laughing 
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
The real story. No
I added it in the pic for comedy.
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Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
I imagine the next 10 seconds going something like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXFxt…
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
Well, the commander didn't say much to me. But he chewed out my Sergeant... Who chewed me out.

Then the commander told the Sergeant Major, who chewed me out too. Then all the way down the line: First Sergeant, Platoon Sergeant, Section Chief, Squad leader... Who all chewed me out. ;p

... Did I mention this pic is based on a true event... Me. :thumbsup:;p
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Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
So it's a :icontruestoryplz: then? You were actually in the army?!

So how close was boot camp compared to biblical hell? :D
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
I am in the army. X)

Other then I was grabbed by the collar and slammed against a wall, and I was choked by 5-50 cord. It's not that bad...
...I'd do it again. :iconshrugsplz:
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Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
So have you earned any military experiance? Made any friends? Or
was it all just a big waste of time? 
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
Yes and Yes ;p
not really.

You thinking of joining?
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