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Asleep on the Job by THAT1ANDONLY Asleep on the Job by THAT1ANDONLY
This pic is based off a true story, sort of. I'm going to "TRY" to keep the story short and understandable.

()= Definition
[]= What it means

I had Staff Duty [Looking over HQ for a full 24 hours straight behind a desk] and it was boring, as usual. No big deal, I've done these duties many times before. Doesn't make it easier. 0300 hours and I was starting to get tired, coffee and energy drinks weren't working. I started doing the zombie walk around. "Why did I stay up so late last night? :(" Everybody was gone except for me, my NCOIC(Non-Commission Officer In Charge)[My boss for the night"Staff Sergeant"] and one other Runner(Private/Specialist to run errands and do dirty work)[take orders from NCOIC]. NCOIC went to the latrine, other runner was watching the desk and I was 'zombie' walking the premise.
I saw the Battalion Commander left his office door open. The lights were out and I walked in just to check it out. It was so warm in there, he had comfortable leather office chairs. I couldn't help myself X) I sat down in one just to rest my feet, then my arms on the desk, then my head, then my eyes and... aw shit, I was out!
I woke up to the light turning on. First thought was, "Aw crap, sergeant found me, gonna yell 'Wake your ass up! Get the hell out of the Commander's office!'" I wish...

...It was the Commander... and his wife... Lieutenant Colonel [How big is a Lieutenant Colonel? If Shinning Armour is a Captain then he is Shinning Armour's boss's boss. Lieutenant Colonel is just 2 ranks from being a General "I'm sure all you COD and BF guys already know that."]
My thought seeing his face... "aw shit..." I jumped to my feet.
His wife had this smile on her face like "HaHa, your in big trouble =p". He asked me "You comfortable? Wanna sit in my chair? It's really comfortable. Go ahead, take a nap"
"No thank you, sir"
"You sure? It's cozy."
"No thank, I'm good, sir" *shuffle to the door. shuffle to the door! almost there.*
"Okay, if you insist"
*phew, clear* Just before I left.
"Go ahead and call your NCOIC over here."
*damn*... Walk of shame to sergeant, who had no idea where I was. Told him "Commander wants to see you, sergeant.":ashamed:
NCOIC:-X "What. Did. You. Do":-X

So,
Commander told Command Sergeant Major(Highest rank of the Enlisted field), I got yelled at by my whole chain of command.
After my Staff Duty shift that day, I had 4 hours to rest and get ready for my second shift of 24 hour Staff Duty... Then again and again... SO MUCH FUN!!! :dummy: I love Staff Duty 20 hours on, 4 hours off, for 4 days straight. YAY!:dummy:


Enjoy the product of my misfortunes.
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:iconredcard94:
RedCard94 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014
C'MON MAN!!
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2014
I'm up! I'm up!
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rollingthunder75 Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
Nice picture.
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2014
Thank you X)
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:icontokiogirl21:
Tokiogirl21 Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
That soldier's gonna have a lot of explaining to do when he wakes up.
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2014
I sure did. So, so will he. ;p
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NCbrony Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014
The weird part is is that I understand every term in this story. and I'm if that happened to me, I would beg for a swift death because that sounded better
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
Not the best time of my military career.
To this day people still bring it up :XD:
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loveprincess12 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2013
good night i hope you drool when u woke up! Laughing 
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2013
The real story. No
I added it in the pic for comedy.
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:iconmyredhulk:
Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
I imagine the next 10 seconds going something like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eXFxt…
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
Well, the commander didn't say much to me. But he chewed out my Sergeant... Who chewed me out.

Then the commander told the Sergeant Major, who chewed me out too. Then all the way down the line: First Sergeant, Platoon Sergeant, Section Chief, Squad leader... Who all chewed me out. ;p

... Did I mention this pic is based on a true event... Me. :thumbsup:;p
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:iconmyredhulk:
Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013
So it's a :icontruestoryplz: then? You were actually in the army?!

So how close was boot camp compared to biblical hell? :D
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
I am in the army. X)

Other then I was grabbed by the collar and slammed against a wall, and I was choked by 5-50 cord. It's not that bad...
...I'd do it again. :iconshrugsplz:
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:iconmyredhulk:
Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
So have you earned any military experiance? Made any friends? Or
was it all just a big waste of time? 
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
Yes and Yes ;p
not really.

You thinking of joining?
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:iconmyredhulk:
Myredhulk Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013
That depends, do they let 13 year olds in the army nowadays! :lmao:
But when I do get older... i don't know. Maybe? Just to see what it's like. To get some life experience. you know? :iconidkplz:
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My father back in Germany in the 80s during his days as a Captain in the 101st Airborne had this kind of situation with one private except the private was a MP at one of the gates that could let him in. There he was sleeping in his post rifle in arms helmet over face causing a traffic line except he didn't get in the kind of trouble you could have been in he was not only yelled at by my father but by other officers that were stuck in the jeeps behind him.
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013
WOW :XD:
Awesome! To this day I still hear about me sleeping in the commanders office.
But this guy. He's probably hearing this for the rest of his life. :XD:
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ARMYTR00PER Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Probably cause all the other screaming Eagles that served with my father still bring it up whenever they visit xP.
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YAMIWOLFOFDARKNESS Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
I fell asleep once in RT while I was cleaning the barracks. Well, things did go well for me and the other Recruit.
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2013
Aw man, and you got your buddy in trouble too. Nice :XD:
I got my platoon sergeant in trouble. He was my NCOIC when this event happened. ;p
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firestorm310 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013
I know that feeling
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
You too ;p

Nice
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:iconfirestorm310:
firestorm310 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2013
yeah I do over night security
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DoughnutJoe Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
Ouch, rough story. Glad we at least got an entertaining drawing out of your misfortune. :)
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2013
eeyup.
Thats how most entertainment is now and days. :XD:
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:iconinferno111:
Inferno111 Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013  Student Interface Designer
Thats me
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
me too ;p
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stickman00 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2013
They Had A LOT of paperwork after the changeling incident
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2013
So much paper work... siiiiiiigh...
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Vailen316 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2013
I remember the fire watch I had to do at basic, was not fun at all. 1 hour of walking the halls, making sure everyone was asleep, or sitting down and reading the regs... talk about BORING!
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Yeah.... I miss basic training ;p
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CommanderEX Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
Wait a moment, I though that Unicorn Pegasus Royal Guards had white fur colour enhancement, should not the grey pony be Unicorn ?
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013
When I first came up with my OC, I wanted him to be an Earth Pony, but there aren't any in the Royal Guard. The pic I referenced off of had Pegasi and unicorns both white and grey.
I thought it was right. :iconshrugsplz:
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CommanderEX Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
I thought Pegasi guards were white and Unicorn ones were grey, at last this was on the wedding.
Shinning Armor was exception, but he not wear any enhancements, white was his natural colour.

As for Earth Ponies, I think they would look good in bronze colour:

[link]
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2013
WOW XD
The battle between pony and Dalek. Nice!

Interesting. I like that Idea. But yeah, I already made him a grey pegasus. He's the odd one out ;p
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Libra-W Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2013
Busted: [link]
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013
Ooooooh!: [link]
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mirtar34 Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its nice to see a ponifed version of what really happened. lol
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
Everything is Ponified in MY head. This is how I see the world and the event. ;p
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mirtar34 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have you tried showing this to your commander in his spare time? He might find this hilarious. Better yet, he might BECOME ONE OF US.
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2012
I thought about it. But no. ;p
Plus he's in Afghanistan right now.
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:iconmirtar34:
mirtar34 Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You could show him when he gets back to America, whats stopping you then?
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2012
Just my pride. ;p

IDK. He wasn't all that happy when it happened. XP
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mirtar34 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You make it sound it he was though
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:iconthat1andonly:
THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013
Eh... Sort of 50/50.

IDK, we'll see when he comes back.
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NI-XI Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
dáwwwwwwwwwwwww
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THAT1ANDONLY Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
X)
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Bakuel Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2012
:iconguardponyplz: :iconsaysplz: The Royal Guard, ever vigilant, ever ready. *salutes*
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